Dark Matter Strikes, Yet Another Do-Over, Part 17

DADADADUNNN! You got: Mario’s Hat. It kind of smells inside.

Mario: HEY! GIVE ME THAT!

Mario snatched the hat from Link’s hands.

Kirby: That was a pretty fun fight. And we even got your hat back.

Mario: Thank you so much you guys. You’ve all been very helpful, unlike my useless brother of mines. He’s always there snuggling with that girlfriend with his and not paying attention to anything else.

Link felt mentally stabbed but nodded to Mario along with Kirby.

Link: Pleased to help.

Kirby: Ditto. Also, who is your brother?

Mario: His name is Luigi.

Kirby and Link jumped at that name.

Link: Luigi? You mean the man in green?

Kirby: I’ve heard great stories back in my homeplanet about him. I can’t believe you’re his brother!

Mario collapses to the ground in a similar fashion that people fall over in anime.

What?! Mario thought to himself. Luigi is more popular to them?

Kirby: Mario, are you OK?

Link: I bet the wind blew him over.

Kirby: Can’t be. He’s way too chubby for the wind.

Kirby and Link snicker at the comment.

Mario caught this and jumps up very high into the air towards Kirby.

Kirby and Link stare in disbelief.

Mario: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME FAT?!

Mario was approaching Kirby rather quickly. Kirby had a huge sweatdrop on his head as he tried to get away, but with no success.

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Too violent for all of you.

Just imagine a violent scene from Higurashi, only without the dying and blood, and you get the idea.

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Kirby is lying on the ground covered in bruises and bandages (don’t ever bother asking how they got there in the first place) with his mouth wide-open, as if Mario actually murdered him.

Link looked at Mario in amazement.

Link: Wow, I never knew you could pull a Chuck Norris.

Mario: Luigi tells me whenever I am angry, I magically gain the ability to channel my anger and do his copyrighted roundhouse kick and other such awesome copyrighted moves.

Link: Awesome!

Mario and Link walk out into the distance talking about how awesome Chuck Norris was and other random things, like pasta.

The scene pans out to reveal an almost-dead Kirby waking up from his daze and just realized that Mario and Link were gone from the area.

One of Kirby’s veins nearly popped out in anger.

Kirby: HEY, AREN’T YOU FORGETTING SOMEONE?!

He ran after the two.

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End of part 17

Original chapter.